babycakesforboobear:

leedstentlovers:

unconventionalkitchenslave:

What’s the difference between being hungry and horny?

where you put the cucumber

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(via unshaped)

legalmexican:

being the new student

(Source: mrsjonie, via orgasm)

Timestamp: 1397506678

ccal:

how do u relationship

(via sorry)

killerville:

french girls drink wine naked in the bath and it’s hot, but i drink a case of 4 loko naked in the starfish touch tank at sea world and it’s “probably like 50 felonies, you monster.” whatever, OFFICER

(via bestfriencl)

vomology:

promo4homo:

barfing:

who remembers bettyspaghetty

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unrealistic expectations for the female body

Knees weak arms spaghetti

(via wouldratherbeinbed)

porndirector:

my life is like a teenage boy

always hard

(via disagreed)

paulwelsey:

Get to know me meme - [7/10] favorite movies: Tarzan(1999).

See? We’re exactly the same.

(via disneyismyescape)

Timestamp: 1397322071

theinvisibleartist:

deathpoolquinn:

because if you have to kill somebody, you better do it fabulously

stabulous

(Source: steg, via princess-of-sassgard)

Timestamp: 1397321989