souljapayne:

that selfie looked better on my phone: the novel

(via orgasm)

vagisodium:

i hate small children in theory because they are loud and covered in something sticky and disgusting but in reality they show me their macaroni art project and i cry

(Source: trashboat, via iamunmask)

ghcst:

im so miserable but i laugh at everything

(via fake-mermaid)

piplump:

Fast repliers are the only people going to heaven

(via brunts)

blessthebutt:

my favorite flavor of cake is more

(Source: asscop, via t0-infinity-and-bey0nd-x0x)

bewilderedfantasies:

Lorde by Chris Nicholls for FASHION Magazine, May 2014

(via looks-better-inblack)

Timestamp: 1398095630

lunarshadesofindigo:

F is for vodka

U is for vodka

N is for vodka.

(via fake-mermaid)