What’s the difference between being hungry and horny?
where you put the cucumber
french girls drink wine naked in the bath and it’s hot, but i drink a case of 4 loko naked in the starfish touch tank at sea world and it’s “probably like 50 felonies, you monster.” whatever, OFFICER
who remembers bettyspaghetty
unrealistic expectations for the female body
Knees weak arms spaghetti